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สำหรับภรรยาที่มีสามีเป็นชาวไอที พังสังวรณ์...
Husband: (Returning late from work)
"Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife: Have you brought the grocery ?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I told you in the morning !
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort ?
Wife: What about my new TV ?
Husband: Variable notfound ...
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card,I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ?
Husband: Too many parameters...
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless. Husband : It's by Default.
Wife: What about your Salary ?
Husband: File in use ... Try later.
Wife: What is my value in the family ?
Husband: Unknown Virus
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[ 31 ก.ค. 2544 , 17:45:43 น.]
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